When the Lawless is the Law

I will respectfully serve the citizens of Anywhere in America communities and the Anywhere in America Police Departments. I will dedicate myself to the protection of life, property, and our public trust. My integrity, character, and courage will be above reproach, and I will accept no less from other members of our department.

When you take this oath and the words no longer apply to either your behavior or character, please surrender your gun and badge because it is time to seek employment elsewhere.