Here’s hoping Kermit and Miss Piggy never get their hands on silly string

On this edition of the Cinema Clash: THE HAPPYTIME MURDERS is a disgrace to both humans and puppets; PAPILLION revisits the true story of a classic prison break; THE WIFE generates early Oscar buzz for veteran actress Glenn Close; JULIET, NAKED charms as a “slight but sweet” romantic drama; SKATE KITCHEN ‘shreds’ light on the world of teenage girl skateboarders in NYC; and SUPPORT THE GIRLS features a talented ensemble cast in a so-so dramedy about scantily-clad waitresses at a Hooters-style “family” restaurant called Double Whammies.