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Aaron Clarey, also known as Captain Capitalism, has been busy. He took a long motorcycle trip around the South and even tried out a donkey ride while he was at it. But he didn't miss a beat when it came time to his valued clients at assholeconsulting.com. He specializes in giving direction to lost millennials and heaven knows he'll never run out of takers. He also found time to publish a new book, Curse of the High IQ, which is pretty much self-explanatory. Talk about enjoying the decline!