Have you ever had a asshole and/or know-it-all say to you in a great time of pain or fear, "well, when God closes a door he opens a window." Asshole. Who says that? Stupid people. That's who.

So, when we are experiencing pain from heartbreak or a disappointment or fear that our life's work and dreams will never be realized, how do we move on once that idiot is finished telling us about an open window somewhere in this vast universe?

Find out on this episode of Bob's podcast.

Bob Zima is a quirky, outspoken, irreverent, authentic and energetic Frequent Flyer to Hell and Back who just happens to host his very own radio show and podcast. No shit. And he's a counselor. No shit!

Amazing what a computer and phone can do for you these days in terms of being able to expose yourself to millions of people. Well, in my case two lonely guys in North Dakota watching Netflix in their basement, in their underwear, eating Cheetos and becoming Umpa-Loompas.

I also write a blog, books (even though I can't spell too "good") and produce funny videos! I really like to expose myself! Don't tell my wife.

All I am trying to do is have a little fun while dealing with the Bullshit of Life.

On my show I purge the pent-up socially unacceptable cognitive and emotive tensions stored in my mind and soul thanks to the Tempesta di Merda (Italian for Shit Storms) that are the movie of the week known as my life.

I vent and rant through cathartic satire and improvisational humor.

The Insanity of Open and Closed Doors

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