The Marcuz AskaManz Gramz Show... "How Men Think in Relationships" Part 1

HOW MEN THINK IN RELATIONSHIPS.. @ THE ANNUAL MAN MEETING WE FINALLY CAME TO SOME SORT OF agreement on what our rules are... and what life is like for us in a relationship with women! These are number #1 on PURPOSE!

1. Men are not mind readers.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL.  If it’s up, put it down, We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down

1. WE DONT WANT TO BE AROUND WHEN YOU’RE ON YOUR PERIOD.

1. We don’t care if your girlfriends don’t like us.

1. WE DONT SEE THE NECESSITY FOR US TO GO TO THE STORE FOR YOU TO BUY YOUR TAMPONS.  You knew you didn’t have enough. This happens to you every month. How hard could it be to remember? Be responsible.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints DO NOT WORK! Strong hints DO NOT WORK! Obvious hints DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT!!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1. Come to us with a PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. That's what we do. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1.Anything we aid 6 month ago is INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. In fact, ALL COMMENTS become NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US.

SECOND HOUR: Sexual Aggression, Rejection & Women.