Segment 1: Charlie and Doug are a Dynamic Duo

Taking stock of who's actually on the show today, Marlow's golf game is not currently Country Club worthy, Doug was at the Blues game last night, why is Schwartz always falling victim to freak injuries, Charlie is going to try and read many texts this morning, Jimmy "The Cat" Hayes joins us from the MLB Winter Meetings, speculating on how the Cardinals could acquire Manny Machado and where he'd play, flat breaking down the bizarre series of events that led to Stanton landing in New York, is Rocchio a human Wikipedia, ole Mike Francesa shot down the idea of Stanton to the Yankees last week, debating if Evan Longoria would be an upgrade over Gyorko at this point in his career, Charlie explains why Cardinals fans shouldn't chide the Gregerson signing, Ozuna and Hosmer could be their next targets, Doug is concerned about the top of the rotation.