The Unnecessary review of Jupiter Ascending

Release date: February 6, 2015
(3D/2D theaters and IMAX 3D)
Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures
Directors: Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski
MPAA Rating:  PG-13 (for some violence, sequences of sci-fi action, some suggestive content and partial nudity) 
Screenwriters: Andy Wachowski, Lana Wachowski
Starring: Sean Bean, James D'Arcy, Tim Pigott-Smith, Channing Tatum, Mila Kunis, Eddie Redmayne, Douglas Booth, Doona Bae, Tuppence Middleton
Genre: Action, Sci-Fi 
Official website: JupiterAscending.com

Plot Summary:

Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis star in "Jupiter Ascending," an original science fiction epic adventure from filmmakers Lana and Andy Wachowski. Jupiter Jones (Kunis) was born under a night sky, with signs predicting that she was destined for great things. Now grown, Jupiter dreams of the stars but wakes up to the cold reality of a job cleaning other people's houses and an endless run of bad breaks. Only when Caine (Tatum), a genetically engineered ex-military hunter, arrives on Earth to track her down does Jupiter begin to glimpse the fate that has been waiting for her all along—her genetic signature marks her as next in line for an extraordinary inheritance that could alter the balance of the cosmos. From the streets of Chicago to far flung galaxies whirling through space, "Jupiter Ascending" is written and directed by the Wachowskis. Award-winning producer Grant Hill, with whom they have collaborated since "The Matrix" Trilogy, is producing, together with Lana Wachowski and Andy Wachowski. Roberto Malerba and Bruce Berman serve as executive producers.