The Unnecessary review of Minions

Release date: July 10, 2015
(3D/2D theaters)
Studio: Universal Pictures
Directors: Pierre Coffin, Kyle Balda
MPAA Rating:  PG (for action and rude humor) 
Screenwriter: Brian Lynch
Starring: Michael Keaton, Steve Coogan, Allison Janney, Sandra Bullock, Jon Hamm
Genre: Comedy, Animation, Family
Official website: Minionsmovie.com

Plot Summary:

The story of Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment's "Minions" begins at the dawn of time. Starting as single-celled yellow organisms, "Minions" evolve through the ages, perpetually serving the most despicable of masters. Continuously unsuccessful at keeping these masters--from T. rex to Napoleon--the Minions find themselves without someone to serve and fall into a deep depression. But one Minion named Kevin has a plan, and he--alongside teenage rebel Stuart and lovable little Bob--ventures out into the world to find a new evil boss for his brethren to follow. The trio embarks upon a thrilling journey that ultimately leads them to their next potential master, Scarlet Overkill (Academy Award winner Sandra Bullock), the world's first-ever female super-villain. They travel from frigid Antarctica to 1960s New York City, ending in mod London, where they must face their biggest challenge to date: saving all of Minionkind... from annihilation.