Kings Of Non Sequitur: Wrestlemania XXXV Preview

John Oliver is highly unlikely to listen, but the boys will preview Wrestlemania 35 anyway along with Jerry the Wrestling Expert.  WWE will spend the week before the grandest stage of them all attempting to bask in the glow of having Grrlpower as the main event for the first time evah while defending its archaic labor practices.  What does the card itself bring to the table?  Will Ronda Rousey's star power translate to Becky Lynch should Lynch win the women's three-way?  Does Charlotte Flair and the Smackdown women's title in the mix add much spice?  Will dueling underdog stories in the men's title matches cancel each other out, or is there enough sympathy to go around for Seth Rollins and Kofi Kingston?  Will the no-rules stips allow HHH & Batista and Shane McMahon & The Miz to find a way to make their matches exciting?  And in this era of fast-rising competition for talent, would anyone be shocked if Vince brought Gronk in to grab more headlines? 

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