“There are a lot of feelings? I have a lot of feelings. All the things happened, all the feelings were felt...If you are a Mariners fan, you will get simultaneously patted on the head while being punched in the mouth. Such is our lot.”

0:00 - 11:00 - SECRETS REVEALED. John just comes right out and admits that LL is a house divided. Kate threatens him with her newfound ability to zap dissidents into tomorrow, and posits that maybe this could be a gelato podcast? The road trip is discussed, Beyoncé is sung, Kate and John declare the Mariners clearly superior to the Wild Card contending (?) Blue Jays but not...to...the Tigers? Much shade is thrown at the Midwest. Kate compares the Tigers to her 2005 Toyota Corolla, which is a way sicker burn than you think it is.

11:00 - 19:00 - The Canó suspension, some dragging of the New York Post, and a discussion about identity. Playoff implications are discussed.

20:00 - 33:00 - Banking wins and the upcoming schedule. Potential acquisitions with all that sweet extra salary Canó’s suspension frees up. John advocates for an infielder or outfielder; Kate advocates for pitching, specifically CHRIS ARCHER because she read the Secret recently and made a vision board.

34:-00 - 43:00 - Some much-needed Ryon Healy appreciation, and All-Star chat (no, not about Smashmouth, sorry.)

44:00 - end - Listener quetions! Kate and John use the extra Canó money to invent SkyTarp!, Kate reveals the unpleasantness of the communal uniform pants box, Kate dubs Wade LeBlanc the Merchant of Junque, and the Facebook broadcast is discussed.

Lookout Landing Podcast Episode 50: Canó, Ryon Healy, SkyTarp!

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