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Greetings, 99-Percenters! I'm Just One Of Santa's Little Helpers & I'm Here To HELP You @ This Perilous Time In Our Country's History. What Better Time For Me To PULL A Rabbit Out Of My Ass Then @ Christmas Time --- One Year Away From The NEXT Presidential ERECTION (As They Say In Japan!)
For My First Christmas "Goodie" --- How About We Build A Fucking Wall Around The ENTIRE State Of California & Just Seal Them Off From Everything & Everybody! We'll Take Your 55 ELECTORAL VOTES & Park'em On The GOP Side Of The Aisle. Now, That's Fucking Huuuge!
For My 2nd Christmas "Goodie" --- How About We Close EVERY Single Mosque In This Country & Keep Them Muslims Inside Our COUNTRY Back Up On Their Heels, @ Least Until We've Totally Destroyed ISIS & Carpet-Bombed The Hell Out Of SYRIA!
For My 3rd Christmas "Goodie" --- How About We Just Have FOX NEWS Take Over The ENTIRE News Coverage Of The GOP 2016 Presidential Campaign Story! Sorry, But ABC, CBS & NBC/MSNBC Have To Be Kicked To The Curb! They're "Nice People", BUT, They're Just NOT Tough Enough!!
For My 4th Christmas "Goodie" --- How About We Just Put Hillary Clinton On House Arrest Till She Spills The Beans On Email-Gate & Benghazi, Ok? In The Alternative, We'll Have A Caged Match - Ronda Rousey Style --- Winner Take ALL!
For My 5th Christmas "Goodie" --- How About We Embrace Jeb Bush's Charge Against Us As The "Chaos Candidate"! Hey, I Like The Sound Of That. We'll Run With That. Thanks, Jeb, You Actually Did Us A Fucking Favor Your Little !
For My 6th Christmas "Goodie" --- How About We Build That WALL Along The Mexican Border --- 10 Stories High And 1,000 Miles Long & Machine Gun Laden Watch Towers Every 100 Foot Along That Tower.