BERNIE'S BOLSHEVIKS!

Trump Has His Trailer-Park, High-School Dropout, Middle-Aged, Under-Achiever, White Guy "Air-Heads".

Sanders' Trotskyite "Bolsheviks" Take It Upon Themselves To Enforce Orthodoxy On Party Faithful While Directing Full-On Broadsides @ Hillary Clinton. Bernie Is Lenin, Keeper Of The Pure Message Of CLASS-WARFARE & Oligarchical Hegemony! Nothing Else Matters Since It's Of Secondary Importance To Politburo President Sanders!

His Minions Roam Facebook En Masse Spreading The Gospel Of The "New Savior" In Town, Who'll Resurrect America Up From The Crucifiction Of Unbridled Capitalism.They Point Out The "Master's" Doctrinaire Talking Points But Their Real Focus Is Unloading Mercilessly On Hillary Clinton & Foisting All Manner Of Evil & Duplicity Upon Her.

Even Hillary's Fundraisers Are Subjected To Intense Firestorms From Sandernistas Filled w/Indignation Who Point Out That She Feeds At The Trough Of Hollywood's Rich & Elite While Comrade Sanders Subsists On Thousands Of $27 Individual Donations. God, The Wrath Of Sanders Visited Upon Earth! We tremble At The Very Thought!

Let's SQUASH Sanders' Mystique! There Is NO "Mystique", Just Sound & Fury Signifying Crotchedy Incontinence! Class Warfare Rants & Raves Are ALL Sanders Has Left For An Electorate, Skipping Over Countless Other Legitimate Issues People Confront Each Day.

Lincoln Stated: A Man w/No Vices Is A Man w/No Virtues. That's Sanders. Squeaky Clean But Bereft Of Any Real Common Touch! He Rails At The Rich But Never Gets Down Into The Trenches w/The Average Person. He's Too Wrapped Up In Doctrinaire Epistemology Sacrosanct Beyond Reproach.

Bernie, Let The Revolution Begin, But Count Me Out!