There Once Was A Man Named TRUMP!

There Once Was A Man Named Trump

Quite Fancied Himself A Real Hunk

Took From Others A Goodly Chunk

Left All About Completely Sunk

Thought Himself A Genius In Words

Plying His Trade w/Maniacal Blurbs

Speaking Quite Rapid & Yet So Vapid

When All Was Said, Twas Only Tongue Turds

The Man At Best Was Simply A Buffoon

Who Inherited Millions But Thought He A Tycoon

Wasting Time Bilking Peter To Pay Paul

Trump At Heart Was A Disaster To All

Someday We'll Say That He Had No Heart

But Instead Savored Revenge From The Start

As Father Fred Expelled Him As If A Fart

So The Donald Chased Demons Like A Misguided Dart

When All The Dust Settles & The Lawsuits Subside

And The Donald's Wealth Goes Out With The Tide

One Thing Will Remain To Commemorate His Ride

He Ended His Run With His Brains Quite Fried