DONALD'S DEBATE DEBACLE - 9-26-16!

(1)  Oh Yeah, You Guys Can Go Ask My Good Friend, Sean Hannity ---- He'll Tell You I Was Against The Iraq War

(2)  Oh Yeah, You Guys Can Ask My Son Eric, He'll Tell You, Releasing My Income Taxes Would Just Be Plain "Stupid"!

(3)  Oh Yeah, You Guys Can Ask Anyone, Hillary Is A Crook, Go Ahead, Ask Anybody!

(4)  Oh Yeah, Miss Universe From Venezuela Was A "Fatty", We Told Her To Get Her Ass Back In Shape, Ok?

(5)  Oh Yeah, Hillary Has Been Fighting ISIS Her Whole ENTIRE Life, Ok!  Just Ask ISIS!!!

(6)  Oh Yeah, Hillary Sent Top Secret Nuclear Warhead Designs Straight To Putin Straight From The State Department & Her BlackBerry, Just Ask Putin, Ok?

(7)  Oh Yeah, Just Ask Kenya, They'll Tell You Obama Was Born In Kenya And Somehow The Damned Birth Certificate Was Inadvertently Mailed To Honolulu, Hawaii & Got "Altered" In The Process!

(8)  Oh Yeah, Just Ask The Folks In Nagales, Mexico If They Want A Wall Put Up --- Ok, Ok, So They Thought We Were Talking About Wall-Mart!!! --- Whatever!

(9)  Oh Yeah, Just Ask My Campaign Chair In Mahoney County Ohio If There Was Any Racism Before Obama Became President ---- She'll Tell You A Big FAT "NO"!  ---  Ok, Ok, So She Resigned Soon Thereafter! ----> But She "Said" It!!!

(10)  Oh Yeah, Just Ask My Ex-Wife, Marla Maples, If I Don't Have The Largest "Johnson" In The Western Hemisphere! -- What, You Said She Thought I Was Talking About The Hotel Chain I Wanted To Buy, Howard JOHNSONS???

(11)  Oh Yeah, China Is Taking Over ALL Of Our Country & They've Taken All Of Our Jobs & Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah-Blah --- WHAT?  -- You're Asking Me About The "Stuff" I Sell Under My "Trump" Brand --- Where Do I Have All Of My Ties