TRUMP — HIS GREAT WHITE HOPE/DOPE!

Trump/Drumpf Knows Only One Tactic 

“Rope-A-Dope”

He’s Got More Shuck + Jive Than

Don King On Steroids!

Trump Should’ve Been A Boxing Promoter

Putting A “Spin” On A Bout With

Two Fighting “Stiffs”

As The Fight Of The Century

The “Catch” Is To Feature A Great White Hope

A White Boxer With A Fighting Chance Of

Becoming A World Champion

That Somehow Last 15 Rounds With His Face Fully Intact!

The Fight Would Take Place

At One Of Trump’s Defunked Casinos

The White Fighter Would Look Like Rocky

The Champion Like Apollo Creed

The White Fighter Was “Pulled”

From The Mean Streets Of Brooklyn/Queens

Trump’s Team Would Supplement This Fighter

With A Steady Stream Of Steroids & HGH Injections

Trump Would Also “Second” As The Ring Announcer

“Ladies & Gentlemen, The Heavyweight Championship Of The Universe”

In This Corner Hammering Sledge Hammer Johnson

In That Corner Buzz Saw Jackson

Trump Ain’t In It For The Long-Term

Just Long Enough To Work His “Rope-A-Dope”

Snag Enough Idiot-Paying Patrons

To Watch A Human Spectacle Of Full-Blown Chicanery

Trump Could Make It A 5-Bout Production

His White Fighter Fighting 4 Others

Then, With Each “Win” Finally Moving On To

The Heavyweight Title Bout With The World Champion

The Title Fight Would Be At The Taj Mahal 

Trump’s Former Bankrupt Casino — (Now Under New/Better Management)

Trump’d Be The Ring Announcer Himself

Guaranteeing The “Fight Of The Century”!