CHEETOS-IN-CHIEF --- KEEP BEATING THAT DEAD HORSE

The "Orange" One's 1st 100-Days Have Been

Like One Big Giant Infomercial --- Of Coming Attractions

As For LEGISLATION Really Being Enacted 

Aside From Keeping The Government Up & Running ----> NYET

Trump & His Band Of Merry Pranksters

Continue To Beat A Dead Horse

Word Has It That The House Will --- YET AGAIN -

Schedule A Vote On TrumpCare 2.0 By Friday

They Shoot Horses Don't They 

Ones That Are Irreparably Impaired

That's What This Presidency Needs

Someone With The Shotgun To Just Deliver It Between The Eyes

The Trump Funk Will Soon Set In

And We'll Be Seeing A Remarkable Dip

In The Nation's "Positives" --- Economically & Politically

The North Korea Side-Show Is Just That, A Side-Show

No, Herr Cheetos Will Come Up Short On TrumpCare 2.0

Will Come Up Short On ANY Tax Reform

Will Come Up Short On His Fucking Wall

And Come Up Short On Infrastructure

So, That Just Leaves North Korea

And Like In Dr. Strangelove With Slim Pickens

With The Big Bomb Bay Door Opened

And The Orange One Sitting Astride That Big Nuke

As The Big B-52 Is Streaking Over North Korea

Then, With A Yelp & Maniacal Grin Rides 

Captain Cheeto Rides That Puppy Down Through Space

And Hits Pyongyang Square For His One Big WIN