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RUSSIA-GATE COMEY SHREDDED LIKE PROVOLONE

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In Like Flynn
Out Like Flynn

Comey Ain't Donnie's Favorite "Homey"
Comey Wasn't Going For Any Baloney
Comey Was, Instead, Headed For The Russian Provolone

Alas,ComeyWasDisplayingTooMuchCajone
ComeyWasChasingAfterRussianMa-Money
ThatWasLinkedToTheDonald'sRussianRigaMaRoney
AllRoadsLeadBackToTheOvalHippodrome

So, Comey Had To Go Homey
Donnie Said, Yep, Jimbo Done Close To Stone Me
So, Jimbo Got To Leave All Alone Me
Comey, You're Fired & So Long Me

In Like Flynn
Out Like Flynn

FBI Ain't Gonna Stick A Thumb In My Eye
I Gonna Shut Down Their Russia Probe
FBI Ain't Gonna Stick A Thumb In My Eye
I Gonna Get Rid Of Their Mother Lode

Comey, You Don't Know Me

You Don't Owe Me, But You Don't Own Me
So, I Sure Do Want To Disown Thee
So, Get Thee Ready To Roam Free 

Clear Your Desk Out & Hit The Road Homey
Paul, Roger, Mike & Carter Will Go Slow For Me
Jimbo You Stay Home And Play Your Trombone
We'll Cover Things Here And Spread Some Salomey

No Hard Feelings Comey
No Hard Feelings, Shalome
We'll Send You Over Some Spamoni
And Try To Make You Feel Right At Homey

Bye-Bye, Ta-Ta, You Could Call Loan-Me
Ask For A Cash-Advance To Take A Nice Trip Overseas
Maybe A Quick Sojourn To A-Rome-Me
And Try Out That World-Famous Rigatoni

Comey, Comey, You've Shown Me, Shown Me
You're Good When You Ain't Home-Me
So, Stay Abroad Awhile, Stuff Yourselves On Cheese + Macaroni
See You On The Slopes Of Sochi, Decked Out In Versace

Comey, No Baloney, You're Now All Aloney
But We've Known All Along, You're Just A Big Fucking PHONEY!
But, To Be Quite Abalone About it
So Is Your Donald Trumponi
So Is Your Donald Trumponi

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