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Happy Days Are Here Again Impeachment Talk's In The Air & Then More Fun Than Linda Blair's Green Skin Our Political Exorcism's About To Begin
Beelzebub Rears His Head Twists It All Around Instead His Orange Mane Starts Turning RED Down The PrimRose Path He's Lead
Tapes & Memos Of Conversations Said Oh, By Golly, Trump's WAY In Over His Head Where It All Ends Up No One Knows But Fred Happy Days Are Here Again, Ned
Twists & Turns, Denials & Appeals Trump Tries To Knock Those Dems Back On Their Heels While Kelly Anne's On Camera & Stares & Pees Happy Days Waft Thru Like A Summer's Breeze
Wheelin' & Dealin' & Double-Speak Squealin' Drumpf Dumps All Over His Staff Who're All Kneelin' Go Out There & Defend Me & Stop This Reelin' Happy Days Are Here If We Ain't Caught Stealin'
Shuckin' + Jivin' To The Bitter End Time To Have Some Dinner With Best Friend, JIM A Quiet Little Dinner Over Vermouth & Gin To Batten Down The Hatches, Yet Again
Jim, Let It Go, Please Dear God, Let It Go Be Your Best Friend Forever And Also I'll Fire You Now & Put You On The Big Bench So Let's Just Turn The Page Like The French
Last But Not Least, My Old Friend Vladi I'll Have Sergie + Sergie In The Oval For A Hot Toddy We'll Brag & Boast About That Sissy ISIS And Sure As Shit I've Got Another Fucking Crisis
Mommy, Mommy, I Want My Mommy Ivanka, Sweetie, Come Here & Squeeze Me Yes, That's It, Oh, God, Oh, Yessss Make My Lemon Juice More -- Please, Not Less
I'm The Donald & You're Not I'm The Cat's Meow, A Real Hotten-Tot Everything's For Sale That's On My Lot Melania Too