ANOTHER TRICKY DAY FOR THE DRUMPFSTER

Another Tricky Day For The Drumpster!!!

That Macron Done Got A Vice Grip

Of A Handshake
That Drumpf Dude Got Punked
By The Man From Gaul With Such Gall --- Ha-Ha-Ha!!!

Drumpf Thinks He Be Such A Player
But, Fuck It, He's Just A Nay-Sayer
Even Angela Merkel Got In A Punk
Went Nose To Nose With The Drumpf

The Prime Minister Of Montenegro
That Drumpf Pushed Aside
Says, Come On Homey, Come To My Crib
And Try Sticking It To Me In The Rib

Yo, Even Teresa May, Of The Great Brit
Thinking To Herself, What A Fucking Shit
This Manchild From The Flatbush Circuit
Should've Grab His Junk While He Was Out In Front!

Trump Then Lands Back In U.S.A.
Finds Out His Son-In-Law Is A Big Expose
Seems Baby-Faced Jerod Went Out On A Limb
Suggested A Secret Back-Channel To The Kremlin

Lordy, Lands-O'Goshen, Crossed Two Oceans
Come Back & Find Out, So Much Fucking Commotion
Time To Call In Red A'Dair & Plug Them Oil Well Fires
Or We'll Find Outselves Wearing Neckties Made Out Of Burning Tires

Call In My Homies From The Hood
Got To Tap Down All Of This Ineptitude
1st Things 1st, Go After Comey
If I Don't, He'll Have Me Turned Into Baloney

Next, I Go For Mueller
Gonna Make Him Turn Yeller
He Works For Me
Can Always Cut'im Loose & Free

It's The Trumps Against Elites
We Got The Edge, We Be Good @ Cheats
Sharpen Our Knives, Go For The Throat
Then Wash Our Hands With Palmolive Soap

We'll Slip And Slide For 4-More Years
We'll Shuck + Jive, & Bake & Shake
We'll Pick Your Pockets, And Take Your Cash
Then We'll Leave & Count Our Mountain Of Stash

My White Brethern In The Boonies
They Love Me Like Loonies
I Can't Lose, I'll Win Bigley