THE RAIN, THE DRUMPF & OTHER THINGS

Saw him shitting in the rain
Turd drops falling to earth
Didn't seem too sane
Just sat there, covered it w/dirt

I knew - I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew

He could be so crappy, crappy, crappy - so very crappy
Spiders in his hair
Spiders everywhere

Love his Trump Tower grl
Don't know why, 'cept she poked my eye
Love this Trump flower grl
Seemed so sweet and kind, she deranged my mind

my mind, my mind  . . 

Knew I had to say hello, hello, hello
She smiled UP at me
She stole all my land
Stripped it w/such insolent tone

And I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew
She made me zappy, zappy, zappy - so very zappy 
Lobsters in her hair
Lobsters everywhere

Love their bigley little world                             
Don't know why, Don rubs her thigh
Love this squiggley pair                                
Like cheap wine hits my mind

My mind, my mind

Suddenly, sun broke thru
Looked 'round, they're gone
All they'd left
A bag of turds on my lawn

I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew
They made me happy, happy, happy - so very happy
Like Matt Lauer on the air
Matt Lauer everywhere

Love Miss Trump Tower grl
Was she reality or just cow girl cream to me
I hug my lil' shower grl
She just shrugs - says that's 100/day

Love Miss Chump Tower grl - was she banality or just chicken shit to me

Love my Faulty Tower grl - her jugs showed me way to cream all day

Love my Tower grl - was she reality or some queen in drag