TRUMP CAN'T GET NO LEGISLATION

I can't get no legislation, I can't get no legislation
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm drivin' my golf cart, and Paul Ryan come on the radio
He's tellin' me more and more about some useless legislation
Supposed to rile my imagination

I can't get no,        no, no, no,       hey, hey, hey
That's what I say 

I can't get no legislation, I can't get no legislation
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try 
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm watchin' FOX tv and a bimbo comes on and tells me
How ORANGE my HAIR can be
But, I ain't a real man 'cause i don't snort
The same coke as Sean Hannity

I can't get no,      no, no, no,     hey, hey, hey
That's what I say

I can't get no legislation, no get hollywood access reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try 
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm ridin' round the world
And I'm doin' this and I'm signin' that
And I'm tryin' to make it with Putin, who tells me
Trumpy, better come back, maybe next week 
Can't you see Trumpy, you're on a losing streak

I can't get no,        no, no, no,      hey, hey, hey  
That's what I say, I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no legislation, no legislation  
No legislation, no legislation