SYMPATHY FOR PRESIDENT EVIL

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of stealth and haste
Been around for 70-odd yr
Drove many men's soul to waste

I was 'round when Jeb Bush
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Putin
Dirtied his hands to put me @ White House gate

Pleased to meet u
Hope u guess my name
But what's puzzling u
Is the nature of my game

Hung around St. Petersburg
Till I saw was time to make a big financial change
Killed Bill Maher - God, I'm sinister
As Hillary Clinton screamed in vain

Rode a Russian tank
Slept with a Moscow skank
When the trolling raged
And the voting staged

Pleased to meet u, hope you guess my name
Ah, what's puzzling u, Is the nature of my game

I watched in glee, while poor Hillary
Fought me on stage, 'gainst the bill of goods I made

I shouted out, who allowed such obscenity?
When after all, was my base & nazi tv

Oh, allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of stealth you must foresake
I ensnare FOX-TV carnivors, whose brains I bake before landing in Tampa Bay

Pleased to meet u, hope u guess my name
But what's puzzling u, is the nature of my game

Pleased to meet u, must confess my true aim
It's all about confusing u, cause, it's the nature of my game

Just as the GOP is so criminal, and all my base are shits
As heads will roll, just call me Lucifer
'Cause, shit, I'm in need of real restraint

So if u meet me, have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
U better use your liberal politick, or I'll turn your soul to gutter waste

Pleased to meet u, trust you know my fame
What's that you're now guzzling, are u trying to forget the existence of my name