STAND BY YOUR DON!

Sometimes it's hard to be a Trumper
Giving all your energy to the orange-headed thumper
You'll have bad times, he'll have egaad times
Screwin' up things that he don't understand

But if you love him, you won't ditch him
Even though you'd like to throw him in quick sand
And if you voted 4 him, just be proud of him
'Cause after all he's just ONE BIG SCAM

Stand by your man, give him those nuke arms to cling to
And golden showers to come home to
When nights are cold and lonely
Stand by your man, and show the world you misjudged him
Keep taking all his crap while you can

Stand by your Don

Stand by your Don and show that you almost believed him
Keep giving all the dough you can
Stand by the Don