WHITE CHRISTMAS --- JACK + JACKIE + CAMELOT

I'm dreaming of that camelot White House
Just like the one I used to know
Jack + Jackie glisten - their cute kids listen
To sleigh bells 'cross the South Lawn snow

I'm dreaming of early '60's White House
With every jaegermeister chugged tonite
May our days be Mueller as he goes for the jugular
& all Trump's mistresses come out in plain sight

I'm dreaming of a purged White House
Without that orange marmalade bozo
Jack + Jackie so lithesome - god, we really miss'em
I swear i heard kids' shouts over the snow

I'm dreaming of that '60's White House
With every Face Book post I write
As Trump's last days draw near - say bye to that louse
& All our future days be dynamite