TRUMP LAWYER - MICHAEL COHEN - RAIDED BY FBI!

Michael Cohen is going to prison for a very long time!  Go ahead Michael, just get used to "bending over & grabbing your bony-assed ankles!"

The FBI raided the dude today - Monday - April 9, 2017 - in his Manhattan (1) law offices - (2) his condominium unit - and (3) his hotel room he was using.  They were looking for more than just Stormy Daniels documents - agreements & nondisclosure agreements.  No, they were looking for business documents involving him and the "Donald" and banking & tax records.

Seems the Feds have several charges they're throwing @ the mighty "Cohen"  ---   (1) banking fraud --- (2) wire fraud --- and election fraud.

My, oh my, this is really bad shit.  For Michael Cohen & For Donald Trump!  Cohen has been involved --- up to his eyeballs --- in virtually every sleazy business deal Trump has found himself embroiled in - for over 20-years!

No, Trump won't pardon him!

So, Michael Cohen will "fork" over info on Trump --- to Bob Mueller --- when Mueller grabs Cohen by the balls and says ---

Do you want to make a deal, heel?

Of course Cohen will say --- how long am i looking at?

Bobby then says, chump --- 50-75 years!

Then Cohen says, ok, i'll sing but I want to do winters in Majorca!

Bobby says, yeah, well, we'll work on that!  But 1st, we really need you to "rat" out on your scum-fuck bro --- the "orange" one!  He's so russiafied he'd pass for a kremlin kopek!

What say, Mikey?

Cohen snorts ---->  let me go back to the very beginning  -----> it was a stormy, rainy night in Brooklyn and I was sitting in a coffee shop when this orange-haired dued walked in with that shiny blue suit and bright red tie and 2 hookers on his arms!