ROCKET MAN GOES "BIGLEY"

If Trump Can "Size" Kim Jong Un Up In A "Minute" - Little ROCKET MAN Will No Doubt Size "Dumbo" Up In About 5-Seconds! - He'll Think To Himself, Shit, I'm Dealing With A Real MORON! - But Wait, I Brought Some "Shiny Objects" With Me From Pyongyang! - That'll Do It, Right? - We'll Just Begin The Summit By Discussing Opening Up A Burger "Franchise" In Pyongyang - I Hear Trump Likes Chowing Down @ McDonalds! - Now, That's The Ticket! - We'll Open Up The World's LARGEST McDonalds-Like Burger Joint - Called "McBiglies" - In Downtown Pyongyang! - We'll Make It As Big As One-City Block In Size! -- Wow, We'll Sell A Billion Burgers In The 1st Year Alone! - We'll Even Turn The Ronald McDonald Guy Into The Ronald McTrump Dude! - Our Premier Burger Will Be Aptly, The "Bigley" Burger - A Whopping, Dripping Wet, 1-Pounder Topped Off w/ A Mountain Of Fries Lathered In Mayo & Smothered In Grease Accompanied By Orange-Tinted Onions!

Here's Our Jingle  ---->  You Deserve A "Bigley" Today @ McBiglies ----->  We Do It All For You, We Do It All To You, We Do It All Over You, We Do It Through & Threw, Just Like We Launder All Of Those Russian Billions -----> @ McBiglies!!!