KIM-CHI --- TRUMP'S 'HOT' FOR KIM'S SISTER!

Good evening ladies & gentlemen -

We have here in our studio Little "Racket" Man - Donald J.

Welcome to our humble show, sir!

Thank you Nigel -- pleasure to be here!

Well then, Donald -- let me begin by asking:

What's Kim Jong Un REALLY Like!

Donnie -  He's Smart, Funny & I Tried To Fuck His Sister - We Simply Ran Out Of Time!

Nigel -  Ok, then, so, what happened in your private meeting w/Kimbo?

Donnie - He's Smart, Funny & Next Time I'll Really Fuck His Sister - Fuck The Time!

Nigel - Ok, then, so, what happened in the "working-lunch" after your private meeting with Kimbo?

Donnie - Well, I made eye contact with the bitch but she just had this icy stare - but that got my gonads going!

Nigel - Ok, then, so, what happened @ desert?

Donnie -  I played around with my Whip Cream & Put A Little Dab On My "Doink"  -- Fuck, The little minx just turned her nose up @ me!  I'm gonna have to go after her like a bitch!

Nigel -- Ok, then, so, did you text her?

Donnie -- No, I think I'm "Blocked" -- but I made the waiter go over with my business car + a "dick" pick!  -- that always works!

Nigel --  Ok, then, so, what happened then!

Donnie -- She sent back a picture - but of her grandmother, stark naked - out in the back yard -- hanging up laundry on a clothesline!

Nigel -- Ok, then, so what's next?

Donnie -- I'm thinking of having the next Miss Universe In Pyongyang & I told Kimbo to make sure his sister was the next Miss North Korea!

Nigel -- Sounds like you got your work cut out for you.  Stick to it, Mr. President, a grateful nation salutes you!