President "Biggie" Just Put On A Pygmy Parade On July 4th In Washington, D.C.
4 Tanks In His "Military" - aka "Skeleton" Parade!
And, thank god we retook the "airports" back from the British in 1814.
Oh, mommy, how embarrassing to lose your own airports to a foreign power ---> especially almost 100-years before the invention of that contraption!
It's time for piano wire & a couple of leather gloves & someone extremely stealthy to sneak up behind "Biggie" & "tie-the-knot"!!!
The Italian "necktie".
Trump defecated & desecrated on the monument to the Great Emancipator! In effect, Trump showed himself to be what he really is at heart --->
The great Ejaculator!!!
Trump is the great Cum-Quat of all time!
Trump supporters, you're nothing but "squat"!
You don't know diddly-squat!
Maybe a little less Adderoll might help, TrumpSchlumpf ---> it is, after all, a fucking amphetamine, bozo!
Nothing like farting on our nation's birthday ---> but fart Biggie did!
Except, this time, it wasn't exactly a gas!
Trump is just a pathetic old gheezer ---> trying to go for the brass ring ---> but keeps coming up short and coming across more as a fucking ding-a-ling!
Trump --- will go down --- no doubt, swinging --- but, go down, like Sonny Liston @ the hands of Muhammad Ali!!!