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Commander Lying Liar-Bligh commands the "crew" to press on - & he does so with absolutely no mercy or the slightest hint of remorse!
But, ranking officer - "Fetching" Nancy Christian takes issue with Captain "Lying" & instead re-instills true order & purposeful but peaceful discipline among the rank & file!
"Fetching" Nancy rebukes Capt. Lying Liar-Bligh and shreds him of any legitimacy for leadership.
There will be no further flogging on our constitution with spurious & heinous acts of treachery, treason & self-serving & vile duplicity.
The ship of state has now been commandered into more stable & deliberate hands - that of "Fetching" Nancy Christian.
If there is to be any further flogging - it will be meted out on the rogue Captain Lying Liar-Bligh! Any enemy of the Constitution is the enemy of the Republic. The oath to defend & protect the Republic against all enemies, foreign or domestic - gives our "Fetching" Nancy-Christian no alternative but to bring Capt. Lying Liar-Bligh to justice & to account for his broken oath.
The mutiny on our constitution - the bounty of our Republic, as it were - demands that its enemy be dealt with swiftly & decisively.
Fetching Nancy-Fletcher will turn the tables on the run-away Capt. Lying Liar-Bligh & lay the groundwork for a real, not a sham, trial in the High Court of Admiralty.
Accountability is important - and no more so than at the very top - starting with this ship-of-state's Captain.
Fetching Nancy-Christian, do your duty & instruct your crew to withhold any & all Articles of War until the rogue Captain of this ship-of-state instructs his flog-master - Sir High Bitchness Lord Mitchell McConnell - to stand down & follow his oath of office & convene a real trial - not a mock trial.
