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Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of stealth and haste
Been around for 70-odd year
Drove many men's soul to waste

I was 'round when Jeb Bush
Had his moment of doubt & pain
& now because of Putin
Stare out a white house window @ rain

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is just the nature of my game

Hung around St. Petersburg
Till Putin gave me some big-time change
I killed Bill Maher - God, I'm so sinister
As Hillary saw me go full-deranged

Rode a Russian tank
Fucked a Moscow skank
While the trolling raged
& my election was staged

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
Ah, what's puzzling you is
Will democracy ever be the same

I watched in glee, while poor Hillary
Went looking for emails - after a Russian burglary

I shouted out
Who allowed such obscenity?
When after all
Was my base & nazi tv

Allow me to introduce myself, 
In bad health & a total fake
I prey on FOX-TV viewers 
Turning their brains into corn flakes

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is 
That I have absolutely no shame

Pleased to meet you
Must confess my true aim
It's all about confusing you
Till I throw you on to the flame

Just as the GOP's criminal
& all my supporters shits
As heads start to roll
Just call me Lucifer
'Cause, hell 
I'm in need of real restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy & some taste
Or i'll screw your liberal politick
& turn your soul into utter waste