"COCOONING FROM THE MICROPHONE"

D.J. BUTTERFLY FECES tells us the tale of his multi-year long travels of the world as a vagrant, trying to save the rest of them… around the entire world…

It all began in 2016 when our hero was just another residing schmuck in what he keeps calling “the greatest city there is—and I say that of all the cities I have visited up-and-down,” McKinnleyville, CA. He was an aimless young man living with his parents in his life-long bedroom that he never paid any rent for.  The closest thing he had to a job (according to him, there was no work anywhere—EVERYONE wanted to stay in McKinnleyville) was when our hero had his BlogTalkRadio show for as long as the company have the “Free Trial” account. Finally after too much time spent in this one spot, he, mom and dad had a big falling-out and he left home. There, his very first night out on the street, he happened to be walking in McKinnleyville’s vastly wooded forest , he came across philanthropist ORGANIC O.K. and his “merry band” camping out on the much-storied five-mile Hammond Trail.

Our hero went over to make some kind of friends with the collection of “campers” who were having their own little cook-out. Our hero went to sit down and join them. As they were “breaking bread,” ORGANIC O.K. invited our hero to be one of the heroes in his “merry band” that was going around the world to save it. ORGANIC O.K. asked him to get down on one knee (no, not to propose) and O.K. touched him on the shoulder, knighting him “D.J. BUTTERFLY FECES”. 

ORGANIC then invites FECES to travel around the world with him, “helping and healing the homeless”. These are the tales of their journey, from… well… the mouth of FECES….