Fake Owls and Radiator Sex

Nothing we will say during this show will have anything to do with the title.  So just listen already, you soulless robot bastards.  If we didn't need your attention so desperately I would daily pray for your violent, horrific, soul-rending deaths.  You guys should all gobble on our schmeckls in thanks for all the "entertainment" we provide you with.  At the very least you should be grateful for us sucking so you don't have to.