Mike, Lew, and Mick Barely Avoid Getting Gay With Each Other

Come join us as we attempt, poorly, to refrain from turning pretty much every episode into an orgy of weakly-restrained homosexual frenzy.  We shall bugger your earboxes with our unique brand of nonsense until you realize that our nonsense isn't very unique, you're not sure why you're wasting your time, and you've decided to stop being our friends.  We hope, by the end of every show, to convince you that we are horrible people and that you should contact our families and tell them they should stop speaking to us immediately.  A side affect of this is that you may want to sleep with us.