On Second Thought, We Love Pancake Tetas

Mikeio, Lewegie, and Princess Mickstool are here to make your life seem better by comparison.

Call in and let us know how sexy you think our voices are by farting loudly into your phone, or emailing Mickey revealing pictures of your husband's taint.  If you happen to BE someone's husband, please remind your wife that she has an appointment to be grunted and slobbered on with us.  To show us your loyalty, you may also convince us that our genitalia are very large, we are extremely handsome, and we haven't tripped over  youth and fallen directly into geriatrics.

C'mon, love us.  We dare you.