Mick and Lew eat each others' feces

There are things in this world that should never be thought of, let alone spoken aloud by man.  In God's infinite wisdom, he sought to create three such creatures that would dare to speak these things to the universe, and He was successful.  Mike, Lew, and Mick are these very creatures, and it is HIS almighty wish that the world tune into their bi-weekly ramblings and be pummeled by the unspeakable things that fall haphazardly from their horrid, gaping maws.