Salad Dressing and Celebrity Deaths

Tonights show will be a somber one.  If you believe that, you'll believe Mickey is a fantastic lover, Kristy only has three kids, Lew is thin, and Mike is intelligent, thin, AND a fantastic lover.  We'll go over a short lit of some of the celebrities and important people who have passed away this year, as well as possibly mentioning the "guilty" verdict in the fraud case against the Goldman Sachs VP over the housing market crash.

Or, more than likely we'll retardedly snap on each other until the website begs us to close up shop for the night.  Whatever we do, at least one of us, as usual, will be trying to drink their face off.