The Notebook, the Throat Hook, and The Fowl Legacy

Tonight's episode will be frought with references to sexual positions, horrible, vulgar things, and probably fecal matter.  We will be discussing the movie "The Notebook" and what it represents to the world, as well as Nicholas Sparks and why he should probably be beaten within an inch of his life. We will also address Phil Robertson, Duck Dynasty, and Reality Television.  There will be much debate, and someone will possibly leave the show crying, hopefully running away like an overly emotional elementary school girl when her book report goes awry.  Join us!