Blacksplanations, Sooey Pork, and MANATEES!!!!!*

In everyone's mind, they are justified and rational for their beliefs.  We, however, are different.  We KNOW we are justified and irrational.  Maybe.  Or it could just be that we are the lone voice of reason in an increasing cacophany of craziness.  Today's episode of The Questionable Intelligence Report will feature the first edition of an exciting new feature called "Blacksplanations with Kristy P".  Our resident lovely lady and fine black woman Kristy Peterson, as the Spokesperson for Black America and Owners of Ladybits Everywhere, will attempt to explain to her honkerrific cohosts the appeal of Nick Cannon.  We will also continue our discussion of Miss Sooey Pork, the main voice of offended righteousness against the White Supremacy of the Colbert Report.  We'll also maybe mention some other stuff, so JOIN US!

*also, there will be no Manatees whatsoever, stupid.