Vegetaranism, Celebrity Baby Names, and (F)uckabees

On tonight's show, our resident wrestling expert and pervert extraordinaire Mick Ciallela will eulogize the sad passing of that guy who legally changed hs name to the Ultimate Warrior.  We'll rebut Mike Huckabee's assertion that he's not homophobic but the Bible tells him to discriminate against gays, so unless God comes down from Heaven and changes the Bible, he will always be anti-gay.  We will dabble in the deal with vegetarianism, and Kristy will introduce us to the new game of "Crime Corner: Black or White?"  We might discuss some crazy Hollywood rumors and what not, but we assure you that the tone of this show is going to be light and fluffy.  We're all a little tired of horrible news stories.