CNN Has Officially Jumped the Shark and So Has the Rest of the World

On tonight's show we will be aiming our fat, lazy American sights on what the bloody badger fart heck happened to CNN.  We'll also hold a highbrow philosophical discussion about the ind of schlock Americans have been spending their hard-earned money on, such as professional "gazer" Braco and his American preacher counterpart, Joel Osteen.  In between the actual topics, we'll find the time to mentally masturbate/castrate each other and squabble over whos genitals belong where. We aim to make you laugh, but making you weep sweet, delicious tears of embarrassment at listening to this show works, too.