Moonshine, Creep Corner, Boehner Moaner, and Much, Much More!

On tonight's show, Mike will be making his triumphant return to corral the usual gang of horrendous misfits, social outcasts, terrible humans, bottom-dwellers, near-rapists, burglars, lawyers, insurance salesmen, and fatty, one-eyed ogres (and that's just Lew!) into the thin guise of a coherent, 45-minute program.  Tonight we will be reconnecting with each other, since Mike seems to be the only glue-like substance keeping these dimwitted, barbarian bootlicks from chewing their own faces off.  We'll also have our lovely Mick Ciallella performing another one of his world-famous Creep Corner segments, where he tells us how creepy and pathetic he is and we deride him and try to convince him to commit suicide.  Kristy will regale us with an utterly unsurprising tale of her foray into some sort of redneck ho-down, where she, also unsurprisingly, consumed barely-filtered corn whiskey.  Lew, as per usual, will grunt and fart along with the dialogue in a vague attempt at paying attention and/or interacting.  Join us!