The Return of the Kings and Queen(s), Dating Sites. and STUFF

Tonight's show marks the triumphant return of the Questionable Intelligence Report gang to the airwaves.  The hiatus is over!  Since that time, Mick has grown a full head of hair, a pair of working testicles, and left no traces of DNA at his various crime scenes.  He's also completely given up on sports and plans to start a Youth Massage League in underpriveleged areas.  Kristy has since sewn her vagina closed and vowed never to breed again after she broke the world's record for most consecutive number of days being pregnant and then gave birth to dodectuplets.  Lewis finally stopped slathering sunblock on his dog long enough to realize he was Puerto Rican and needed to actually have a job.  Mike spent most of his time smelling his own farts and thinking of dumb things to write in the description space for this show. One day, he vowed, he will get it right.