Q: What the fuck, in a civilized society, do we need machine guns for??

Today we, yet again, touch upon another mass shooting. How does a country that is so highly organized, orderly and with sooo many bullshit rules to curtail and control your everyday allow for killing machines to be traded so easily? One word answer: Money. Legitimized arms dealers, like smith and wesson, colt, etc make money and they share that money with their politician friends so they can get "elected" by the few that actually go out to vote.  We are pathetic. 

Also, it's Porto Rican Day Parade Day! We'll discuss how harrowing of an ordeal it is to walk amongst Puerto Ricans, who are normally boisterous, on a day they are allowed and encouraged to be boisterous. If I weren't one, I would be scared.