The Death of Chivalry, Clunt Eastwood, and the Trials of Kristy P

On tonight's lyrical, spherical, diabolical Questionable Insmelligence Report, the gang will be falling all over themselves to perform ungodly amounts of fellatio on Mike whie he watches GENERIC SPORTS EVENT on ESPnuts.  In between throaty gagging and slurps, the gang will try to voice their opinions on the mad ravings of Hollywood's first country-western mummy Clit Beastwood and why those mad ravings should be paid attention to by anyone but your deaf old Aunt Myrtle who lives in a dark tower overlooking an orphanage.  After that, we may or may not have a visit from Miss Cleo, who will read our fortunes and genital alignment.  The gang will chat lightly and joyfully about why it should or shouldn't be kosher to walk on the outside part of the sidewalk, closest to the street, with a woman on the inside, when you're a man.  They'll talk about what it means to do that and why some people seem to be upset by it.  

The gang will also have a very special edition of "Kristy Tells Us What The Bloody Buttlumps Happened to Her In Her Crazy Ass Life", if she's there.  

It will be a very special episode, so join in and make merry with your brethren.