The Gang Concedes, Where Jennifer Lopez Belongs, Hitting Your Child, Suge Knight

Tonight we'll get down and dirty, nitty and gritty, grimy and slimy, to bring you the latest foofy bullshiz about the world and all its nonsense.  We'll be daintily delving into the delightful Dr. Dre and the Sassy Suge Knight's latest drama, wherein Suge says Dre paid to have him killed.  We will savagely speak about the sexy Jennifer Lopez and exactly what business she has being in the public eye at all. We'll daringly dish about whether or not to hit your children and why that could be a bad (or good) thing, which we will all bravely draw on our own experiences to talk about, seeing as how we are all experts on hitting children.  And finally, we will make some concessions to the world about the political process, humbled in our own gravy.

Join us, oh lovelies, as we bring you a completely non-spooky, non-Halloween show on this lovely Halloween Eve.