We Will Say Some Things About Some Things and Then About Some Other Things

Tonight's show will be all about the raping of America's family values and what the hell happened to the working class, who used to be Democratic but now apparently all like big, fat, Republican dicks in their butts.  Joe the plumber turned into a real twat monster.  We will probably talk a little bit about fantasy sports, because Mickey loves them so much he constantly has to change hbis shorts when he watches sports.  Because of all the jizz, if that wasn't clear.  LOADS and LOADS of jizz, oozing from his every pore.  Speaking of jizz, we'll likely touch upon the fact that women hate jizz and won't let men splash it on their faces, which is such a smashingly good place for it.  Join us or become a third party candidate in the election for the biggest ass-weasel of Chinatown.