Barack Obama's Always 'Helpful' Never 'Hurtful' Lies

For those Americans who were still unsure whether Barack Obama really does lack authenticity, the President has finally come clean and confirmed that he does indeed have a tendency to lie.

Prior to Christmas, courtesy of Barbara Walters and the ABC News program 20/20, President Obama presented the nation with an important pre-2012 election gift. Answering questions from the probing "Proust Questionnaire," the President admitted that in addition to how he views the rest of America, he too is "a little bit lazy," and on occasion exhibits a predisposition to fudge the truth.