Top 5 Reasons Obama Must Be Removed as Commander-in-Chief

Obama recently signed a mysterious new law that proclaims all American soil is a "battleground," thereby allowing the president to indefinitely detain any American citizen without charges.  Critics fear Obama will use his fun new unconstitutional powers to make his political enemies disappear, but that may not be necessary. 

The way things are going, most patriotic Americans will soon be six feet under, felled by apoplectic strokes brought on by reading the latest outrage committed by our "Commander in Chief."  He may not have a limit to what he'll inflict; but our collective blood pressure may have a limit to what we can bear.