The Nikki Rich Show Live with Robby The Elf

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Well it all started back in the day when Santa was visiting the mall in Michigan. The
Michigan Mall, I think. You see, back then Santa used to have elves accompany him
while traveling. After all, do you really think it's Santa that feeds the reindeer and
cleans up after them? Ew.
Anyways, I'm Robby The Elf, half elf on my mama's side, Eva Elf. My dad, Bobby
Becker, one fly guy local dude, saw my mom and it was love at first sight. And a little
elf magic too. Yeah, Dad thought Mom's "the bomb". My mom stayed after Santa left
at a small elf colony called The North Side, located on the north side, of the south
side, of Michigan. My parents fell in love and got married. Then I was born. Mom said
I was so cute my face belonged on a stamp.
My mom taught me elf folklore and Dad taught me to shoot hoops. I have always
enjoyed different genres of music and created Christmas Crunk. After saving
Christmas myself, Santa wanted me to see what impact an elf could have thru music. I
told him no one would believe me & he said, "You're telling me?!"
Now I'm an elf underground, beating the streets 'cause nobody's gonna give an elf a
record deal just because he knows Santa. I've been recording music & living in the
Upstate of South Carolina for a spell now. It's kinda cool and Santa has a house and
some family nearby.
So I'm here to spell the message about the repression of elves. Ask Christmas
retailers, "Where's the elf stuff?" My goal is to have everyone to hear my music so
that someday, every child will one day, each Christmas Eve, also leave, a cookie, for
an elf.