Wednesday High Life

As news of our global American Empire going bankrupt travels across the country we in Kansas will be looking forward to all manner of characters; ceremonial fire walkers, neck tie salesmen and various hooligans with hairy ears to cross our noble state in a desperate bid for happiness and endless lawns. Yes folks, it may be a criss cross return to the bygone days of our genocidal pioneer ancestors; except more so. News shorts from local Kansas politics will also be provided with the names included to shame the Podunks in our beautifully remodeled Topeka statehouse and possibly stop the impending job reductions in our wonderful educational institutions. Little Susie and Bobbie need their teachers and custodians, too. Can anything stop our powerful officials in their endless quest for endless lawns, highways and suburban sprawl? Find out tonight, as we examine the "High Life" in Kansas. Apologies are due to the dedicated psychopaths in our listening audience the serial crime dramas will return sometime in the distant future once we find the banksters who bailed the scoundrels out.